Are you able to consider it’s been 87 years because the final federal election 4 years in the past? Man, time certain doesn’t fly in any respect when the president and his band of ghouls wreak absolute havoc and mayhem on the nation for a whole time period, and when one quarter of that time period has been dominated by a pandemic that the president and aforementioned ghouls didn’t deal with so miserably it might virtually be spectacular if it wasn’t miserable as hell and really nightmarish.
We’re right here! The election is upon us and the outcomes are being tallied as we communicate! And, of us, I don’t wanna jinx it or something, however Biden is a couple of dozen electoral votes away from the 270 wanted to win. Which suggests… it seems prefer it’s curtains for Trump!
CAN I GET A YEEHAW?!
Trump has been panic-tweeting all day lengthy about how that is clearly a grand plot to cheat him out of workplace, as a result of of-fucking-course he has, and he’s been complaining that ballots are being “discovered in all places” and demanding that votes cease being counted in key states like Michigan as a result of he’s shedding his lead.
Hmm, attempting to remain in energy by claiming ballots towards him are invalid and making an attempt to cease votes being counted?
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However as a lot as Donald Jennifer Trump needs he might simply proclaim victory and ignore the outcomes, that’s simply the way in which the cookie crumbles in a democracy. Sorry, you big bitch child, be happy to cry about it!
Whereas all of us breathe a huge sigh of reduction and await the official phrase that sure, ding-dong the witch is lifeless, now appears like a great time to look again on a number of memorable, extra laughable as a substitute of horrifying “ugh what the fuck” moments pulled from the infinite effectively of “ugh what the fuck” moments from Trump’s presidency.
When he doctored a chart with a Sharpie
Keep in mind when he incorrectly said that Hurricane Dorian would hit Alabama and the Nationwide Climate Service was like, “nope that’s tremendous improper truly,” and as a substitute of claiming, “oh okay my unhealthy for spreading disinformation,” like a standard individual, Trump drew a goddamn Sharpie line on an official hurricane monitoring map to try to show that he was proper after which confirmed it off on nationwide tv like we wouldn’t discover that it was Sharpie?
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When he stated he needed to construct a border wall… in Colorado
Keep in mind when he introduced his formidable plans to increase his magnificent border wall all the way in which to Colorado? A state that doesn’t border Mexico? And even Canada? Hear, I get it, geography is difficult should you’re a literal youngster or an enormous fucking moron.
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When he referred to as Tim Cook dinner, the CEO of Apple, Tim Apple
It’s a simple mistake, it’s not just like the man’s identify was actually printed on a nametag proper in entrance of Trump’s face— wait, it was? Properly, perhaps Trump simply was simply going again to the nice previous days when folks shit in buckets and threw it into the streets and everybody’s final identify was what they did for a dwelling. John Smith, Tim Apple, Donald Intercourse Offender— you get it!
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When he congratulated Kansas for profitable the Tremendous Bowl, which was gained by a staff from Missouri
We’ve already established that Trump shouldn’t be good at fundamental geography, however after he congratulated the state of Kansas, a state which the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs aren’t from, on profitable the Tremendous Bowl, he additionally confirmed that although he’s on Twitter all day lengthy, he’s both not good at studying or he refuses to. Both means, I can’t consider this man was answerable for the nation for 4 years.
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When he tweeted a photograph of himself photoshopped onto Rocky Balboa
It is a tremendous fucking bizarre factor for anybody to do. Let’s simply get that on the market proper now. In case your uncle or your greatest good friend from school or your mayor posted an image on-line the place their head is photoshopped onto goddamn Rocky Balboa, and with no caption (as if any sort of context might make this higher), you’d be like “alright the place’s that unfriend button.” However this isn’t simply anybody, that is the President of america, and he dropped this unholy creation on us the day earlier than Thanksgiving. He ruined Thanksgiving.
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When he stated he desires to nuke hurricanes
Who might overlook when throughout a hurricane briefing, Trump got here up with the completely gorgeous answer of simply nuking the fuck out of them. Sensible. Superb. Please proceed to make the entire choices for the nation.
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When he tweeted that the moon is a part of Mars
The issue with this proclamation is that it simply results in so many extra questions, like I’d like to know extra of Trump’s theories on the moon, like what sort of cheese is it product of? The place does it go at night time? After we can solely see elements of the moon, the place are they hiding the remainder? Who’s the person within the moon and what’s holding him trapped there?
It’s really superb that the craziest a part of this story shouldn’t be that Trump welcomed a nationwide champion soccer staff to the White Home with a feast of McDonald’s burgers stacked on literal silver platters whereas nonetheless of their containers, however that he confidently farted out the phrase “hamberders” whereas speaking about it.