Slightly below one week in the past rappers and patron saints of coochie, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, dropped their sex-positive anthem “WAP” together with its corresponding music video. The monitor is an homage to their respective vajeens, and actually, vajeens all over the place. However since it is a track about how intercourse is enjoyable that includes solely girls, you all know what which means. Virtually instantly after “WAP” was launched males from throughout crawled out of their swamps to sentence it, crying about how the track is LEWD and Cardi and Megan ought to be ASHAMED and now girls have simply been set again ONE HUNDRED YEARS! As a result of if it’s not a track the place males are detailing getting blowjobs (“Slob On My Knob” by Three Six Mafia, “Sweet Store” by 50 Cent), getting handjobs (“Lemon Track” by Led Zeppelin), or having an excellent ol’ time railing a virgin (“Squealer” by AC/DC), then one thing’s incorrect.
Girls taking management of their very own sexuality? Who will consider the youngsters!
Amongst these pearl-clutchers are Cee-Lo Inexperienced, y’know, the man who mentioned it’s not rape in the event that they’re unconscious, and, most spectacularly, Ben Shapiro. If you happen to’re unfamiliar with Ben Shapiro, he’s a conservative political commentator with an asshole so clenched he might shit diamonds. He apparently felt so moved by “WAP”, he took the time to file himself watching the complete music video. There are solely two moments from his cringe-worthy commentary price noting, the primary being that he actually can’t convey himself to utter the phrase pussy, so he resorts to saying “moist ass p-word.” P-word. This man is 36 years outdated. Extremely, although, that’s not even the very best half. The best half really got here after he posted his video when he doubled-down on Twitter, leading to probably the very best self-own of 2020 thus far.
With a purpose to show simply how not-wrong he’s, Ben shifted gears from This Isn’t What Susan B. Anthony Would Need to Guys My Spouse Assures Me Moist Pussies Aren’t Regular.
As I additionally mentioned on the present, my solely actual concern is that the ladies concerned — who apparently require a “bucket and a mop” — get the medical care they require. My physician spouse’s differential prognosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast an infection, or trichomonis.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 10, 2020
Which, after all, anybody with a pussy or anybody who has efficiently interacted with one is aware of is… uh… not the case. However simply to substantiate this, gynecologists took to Twitter to elucidate that sure, really, moist vaginas are good and regular. I’m unsure who to really feel extra sorry for, Ben Shapiro or his poor spouse’s bone-dry coochie, however one factor for certain is that they each need assistance.
Watch the complete “WAP” music video right here.