Ode To Kathy Bates
My darling Kathy, my shining star.
I’ve watched in awe on screens, close to and much.
You nabbed the Oscar in Ninety-one,
Lengthy earlier than Adam Sandler performed your son.
A profession unmatched, with model in addition.
An angel on earth in a pantsuit
In Fried Inexperienced Tomatoes, you stole my coronary heart
Wrapped nude in cellophane – a murals!
You checked out your vagina with a hand mirror
Taught us all menopause is nothing to worry.
That attractive purple perm, nonetheless such a serve.
I’m afraid at this level, I sound a bit like a perv.
To that, pricey Kathy, I’ve only one factor to say:
By no means worry, by now it’s clear, I’m extremely homosexual.
In About Schmidt, you bared your breasts
Floating in a sizzling tub, a supple feast of flesh.
In Titanic, you shocked because the unsinkable Molly Brown.
With hats like that, no iceberg might take you down.
And now you’ve minimize your hair so brief, gone utterly gray.
Traded pantsuits for kaftans, what extra can I say?
My gorgeous Kathy, I consider you night time and day.
Nevertheless it’s not bizarre in any respect, bear in mind: I’m homosexual.
Creator, Author & Actor: Joel Burns
Producer & Director: Tamara Yajia
Editor: Paul Smith