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Please, for the Love of God, Cease Going to Orgies Throughout a Pandemic

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We’re steadily approaching one full yr of the coronavirus pandemic and in that point we’ve discovered that the virus is airborne, it impacts every little thing out of your lungs to your sense of style to your toes, in some way, and one of the best ways to guard your self and your group is to remain dwelling as a lot as you’ll be able to, put on a masks (overlaying your mouth AND nostril, individuals) everytime you’re in public, and keep away from or cancel social gatherings.

I suppose we nonetheless must spend a while actually outlining what constitutes a social gathering although, as a result of, wow.

Final week one other superspreader occasion was recognized when over 40 individuals examined constructive for COVID after attending Naughty in N’awlins… which is an annual swingers get together. Now, I’m not a health care provider, however in the event you’re in the course of a pandemic making an attempt to keep away from catching a lethal infectious illness that’s unfold by way of droplets within the air, most likely don’t join a three-day-long, 250-person intercourse get together inside a contained lodge the place actually all anybody is there to do is swap fluids.

I dunno, only a thought.

Apparently there have been pointers in place, although. Attendees needed to put on masks and have been informed social distance, which, like, who might’ve predicted that making an attempt to get individuals to distance from others and maintain their mouths to themselves throughout a 3 day swingers occasion in New Orleans wouldn’t be tremendous efficient? I’m positive we’re all equally shocked. The occasion’s organizer expressed remorse, saying, “If I might return in time, I might not produce this occasion once more.”

Yeah! Good! I ought to hope not!

It’s nearly like one of the best ways to stop mass COVID infections at a large intercourse get together is to not have the large intercourse get together. Look, I get it, being caught inside fucking sucks and also you’re sexy. However guess what! We’re all sexy and caught inside! That’s simply the way in which shit must be proper now, guys! All of us must do our half and keep dwelling so we are able to sometime, lastly get the hell by way of this factor. After that, we are able to all go forth and fornicate like rabbits.

For now although, suck it up and masturbate alone like everybody else.

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