Initially printed March 2019
Throughout this large world one factor that brings individuals collectively is sport. Soccer, soccer, basketball, wrestling, there’s no scarcity of sports activities and video games which can be globally loved. After which… there are the lesser recognized ones. Issues like Irish and Gaelic hurling (which is WILD should you’ve by no means seen it), Kabaddi, hell even wife-carrying is a sport.
However truthfully these hardly maintain a candle to the madness that’s Russian aggressive slapping.
Yeah, this can be a actual factor. And it’s method intense.
Courtesy of Dmitry Kotov
This man’s head is like 5 seconds from spinning round and flying away like a Sky Dancer
So, okay, I’ve questions.
If we’re gonna name this a sport… shouldn’t there be some type of laws like… Oh, I dunno, weight lessons or one thing? Like, alright, hear me out. The arm hooked up to the dude on the precise ought to most likely be registered as a weapon. It’s the scale of that different man’s torso. That is like that scene in Recreation of Thrones when The Mountain got here after Ser Loras Tyrell.
Additionally, that man has a beard??? Is that not additionally a loopy benefit?? Like should you’re enjoying hockey you don’t simply give ONE workforce helmets. Each males ought to get a face cushion or NEITHER MAN SHOULD GET A FACE CUSHION.
Come on, Russia. It’s such as you don’t even care about sportsmanly conduct and equity.
In the meantime in Russia…the ‘male slapping championships’ passed off in Krasnoyarsk. The winner, Vasiliy Kamotskiy (left) took dwelling 30,000 rubles (£350) pic.twitter.com/aXQkMkmbd6
— Danny Armstrong (@DannyWArmstrong) March 19, 2019
I’ve actually by no means seen anybody slapped so that tough in my total life and I grew up with three sisters. I want I knew about this after I was a child in order that I may’ve advised my mother I wasn’t combating with them, I used to be merely training my athleticism in case I made a decision I needed to turn out to be an expert slapper.