Initially printed February 2019
Valentine’s Day generally is a little bit of a slap within the face should you’re not a part of a cheerful coupling, and searching again on it I spotted I’ve had some abysmal Valentine’s Days, so in an try and make myself really feel higher I reached out to my twitter followers and my mates to ask for a few of their worst V-Day tales. People, there have been some doozies.
I’ll get us began.
One yr my grandma invited me to dinner along with her and my grandpa two weeks earlier than Valentine’s Day as a result of I assume she simply assumed I wasn’t going to have something happening. The subsequent yr she mailed me a Valentine’s Day card with a single film move in it so I might ‘take myself out’
The man I used to be relationship took me to dinner (Chili’s in case you had been questioning) and 30 min after he dropped me off at residence he known as me and broke up with me
Sidelined throughout a V-Day threesome
My canine ate the goodies I obtained for my girlfriend and I didn’t know till he jumped up onto the mattress whereas we had been having intercourse and threw up throughout us
On Valentine’s Day 2010 in the course of the Olympics some man obtained mad I didn’t acknowledge his flirtations so he actually hurled his bag of beers (like a 6 pack) at my face…. it damage….. however not as a lot as watching him get pummeled by the bouncers
I used to be in 2nd grade and obtained actually excited as a result of my dad and sister confirmed as much as my class celebration. Seems my dad was there to choose us up from college and take us residence as a result of my grandma had died
I’ve solely ever had one Valentine’s Day date and it was when me I held the door open for random woman that occurred to stroll right into a Vietnamese restaurant concurrently me and the waiters didn’t communicate English in order that they seated us collectively after we requested them to not and we didn’t communicate to one another the entire time and she or he cut up the test. It was good
I had simply gotten dumped, it was my first yr away for faculty, temperatures had been -30 (Chicago winter) so my mother despatched me Oreo Balls to cheer me up. The primary one I bit into had half a toothpick in it and I needed to go to quick care to get it faraway from the roof of my mouth
A man I’d been relationship for *weeks* in highschool obtained my storage code from my buddy, snuck in, MADE MY BED, after which put sweet in a coronary heart form with a be aware hidden someplace in a small field. I used to be shook. I actually made him a transformers card. We didn’t final